Since I am constantly marketing my books and this website, many fans and strangers contact me with weird messages. I am “out” as a kinky person. I was also a Fetlife.com greeter. For a year, I had to greet new Fetlife members every day. I had to show them how to use the site and give them some tips. So I put myself out there and try to be as social as possible in the kink community. These are some messages that are so weird and funny that I had to post them. NOTE: all names and faces have been removed. CLICK ON THE SCREENSHOT TO READ THE CONVERSATION.