Finding that special gift for your favorite kinky friend while sticking to a budget can be a challenge. Sure…you can always turn yourself into a present by donning a festive bow on your genitals, but that presentation loses it’s “oomph” after a few unwrappings. (Oh! It’s your dick! Yay?) Thoughtful presents show that you pay attention and that you care. I assembled some kinky ideas to stuff your favorite someone’s stocking this year.
For Anal Angels:
For those who love ass, give them yours! Make a butt print! It’s art! It’s personal! It’s perfect. Paint your butt with a sponge brush and acrylic paint and then sit on a canvas. Be cautious! This kind of paint will stain any fabric so try not to sit on your couch with a painted butt. Repeat the print a few times in different colors to create an abstract work of art. Create a gift basket and add a shiny new butt plug, a personalized enema bulb and a tube of lube. (Enema bulbs can be personalized with a Sharpie marker and a steady hand.) You will be guaranteed a smile. You could also get a plug with your face on it as an extra special touch.
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Sploshing through the Snow:
Give the gift of making a mess. Slipping and sliding is intoxicating fun for some and this gift puts all the tools needed to have a grand time in one basket. Use your offerings in the bathtub or purchase a plastic drop cloth for on the floor fun. Assemble a cute basket packed full of dollar store fun finds. Chocolate syrup, pudding cups, and jelly are always amusing for play. For a more festive feel, your special someone might like the feel of warm canned cinnamon apples plopped on their nethers or glitter glue drizzled all over their body like garland. If you keep everything on the tarp or in the tub, clean up is a snap.
For Your Loonie Lover:
Balloon fetishists love the sights, sounds, scents and feeling of balloons. These toys come in all shapes and sizes so you must know what size your partner enjoys the most. Offer this gift as a festive bouquet of deflated balloons or some filled with your own breath. A very pretty box filled with a variety of balloons would make for a delightful gift of possibility. Many looners prefer a balloon that is supple and can support their weight. Punch balloons offer this pliability and are harder to pop than normal latex balloons. You can find them at the grocery store near the party favors. A more intimate presentation would be to fill your love’s bed with balloons and put a bow on the door. The sight of a room full of glorious colorful orbs may cause your balloon loving companion to get all wiggly in their pants. Play together or take on the role of the voyeur as you watch their pleasure unfold. 
Here Kitty Kitty:
Good kittens (and other pets) need collars. I feel like the ultimate kitten when I am collared. I priss about with a jingle bell at my neck. Pet stores now make plus-sized collars that work nicely around human-kitten necks. Most are breakaway collars that unfasten with stress so I don’t recommend them for impact or leash play. (They will keep popping off, and if your kitten is also a brat, they will take advantage of the spontaneous freedom. Kittens are sometimes very hard to catch.) The pet store collars are adorable and have many cute prints on them like tiny mice or pandas. Some collars are even bedecked with jewels. JEWELS!!! Your kitty will smile in delight to receive such a treasure. Package your collar with a cute little food bowl to feed your kitty snacks like Buffalo Blue Cheese Combos and a pair of new fluffy kitten ears from Hot Topic.
*The presentation of a collar can have many connotations in the world of BDSM. They can be as sacred as a wedding band or used just for fun. Make sure you are clear about what your presentation means if your kitten subscribes to BDSM ideals.
Domly Krampus:
Krampus is the punisher of bad children that comes during Krampusnaught on December 5. If you are a submissive then you know that nobody punishes better than a Domly Dom. These two ideas were simply made for each other for a night of Season’s Beatings. Suit up your favorite Dom with tools and gear that would impress the cloven-hoofed demon of legend. Krampus whips the naughty with bundles of birch branches. Gather together some thin sticks and tie them with some rope. Present them in a burlap sack which can also be used over the naughty one’s head. If you want to be extra fancy, procure your Dom a ram skull mask from Etsy. This would make for a chilling and fun punishment scene. Thick chains are also a nice touch if you want your Krampus to lead you to your doom like a horribly naughty imp. Whimpering “Yes, Krampus” as your Dom shouts at you in German could make for one hot night.
Sissy Boy Stocking Stuffers:
Silky new panties, stockings, and garters are on the wish list of every pretty panty boy. Thigh highs tend to fit a wider range of sizes and can be quite alluring. Bodystockings are also a good choice because they stretch to fit any body type. Package them up with a lovely bow and watch him blush.
New to BDSM:
A kinky little starter set may be a perfect present for your partner if you are just beginning your BDSM journey. Experimentation is key to finding out what works for your dynamic and there are plenty of inexpensive options for newbies. Purchase some soft rope at your local hardware store and practice some ties before it’s time to give the gift. Build the anticipation by whispering what you want to do to your partner as you pass them in the kitchen or while folding laundry together. Getting into your partner’s head is very much part of budding BDSM dynamics. Wrap the rope with a satin robe for an exceptional present. The robe is a great accessory to beginning rope play because it limits the bite into the skin and creates a sensual experience.
If you are more into the spanking aspect of BDSM, you could find your first paddle. Be aware that impact play can be dangerous and you need to research proper spanking techniques before you get into anything that could bruise or break the skin. A great beginners tool is a flogger. They make a nice sound when they strike a naughty bottom and the smaller ones do not do much damage. I have my eye on a fur thumper for Christmas. I love the feel of fake fur on my skin and the heaviness of each blow is gentle but firm.
There are many kits available for beginners to try out different BDSM techniques.
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Give the gift of orgasm. Spend an evening completely devoted to your partner. Put all of your energy into his or her pleasure. You can read up on some tantric techniques to slow down and really offer your partner yourself as a gift. It’s free and the intimacy such a night offers is intoxicating.
Your Kinky Friends hope you have a wonderful Christmas full of sexy good times and happiness.