#ThriftyKinkThursday: Watersports? Wheeee!

Thrifty Kinksters.  Ten Dollars. Super Fun.  

By TangledBlue

BDSM calls to many people but willing kinksters can be inhibited by the cost of the tools.  High quality sex toys are well worth the price, but sometimes you want to dip your toe in kinky ideas before a large investment.  The cost of leather floggers, ball gags, and cum fountain penis plugs can really break the bank. Your Kinky Friends took on the challenge of creating BDSM  experiences for less than ten bucks. We will use traditional BSDM ideas mixed with imagination to help you get off for less.

This is our seventh entry for #ThriftyKinkyThursday and it involves watersports.  Let’s get wet!

Price Limit:  $10.00

Type of Scene:  Watersports

Key Words:  wee wee, peepee, tinkle, whiz, D/s

Materials:

Item Cost
poncho $.97 (Wal-Mart)
funnel $1.97 (Wal-Mart)
swim goggles $2.00  (Dollar General)
puppy pads $5.00 (Dollar General)

Pee.  We all do it several times a day without really thinking about it.  It takes roughly twenty seconds to empty your bladder, and then you are all set to seize the rest of your day.  Pee has been used as a beauty treatment and medicine since ancient times. There are countless articles about urine therapy that extol the virtues of applying urine to your face to battle wrinkles and acne.  One book called “Urine Therapy: Nature’s Elixir for Good Health” offers recipes and practices to use your own healing waters achieve a feeling of overall well-being.

Learn more about the wonders of your pee! 

In BDSM, playing with urine is called watersports or piss play.  Watersports are attractive to players because the feelings of humiliation and dominance are easily achieved by manipulating biological function.  People engage in piss play for many reasons, and it may simply be a sensory experience. Watersports take on many forms. Play can involve voyeurism.  Watching other people pee or peeing while being watched can be an intimate experience. Being pissed on offers more hands-on practice and is often referred to as a “golden shower.” Some urine enthusiasts ingest piss for pleasure or punishment.

If you are going to exchange bodily fluids with another person, please play safely. Always make sure your partner is healthy.  Some diseases can be transmitted through urine.  Talk about hard and soft limits before play. Make sure whomever will be peeing is thoroughly hydrated.  It’s a good idea to clean any tools that may be inserted into body cavities with a mild soap.  It is risky to insert non-sterile items into your or your partner’s urethra and it could cause infection. If you want to engage in insertion play, use only toys made for such insertion.  Clean urine from a healthy person is safe to drink in small quantities.

Scene Details:

This is a play experience involving urine play between consenting partners.  Be sure to play in a place that can get messy with easy clean up.

A few days before play:

Talk to your partner about expectations.  Watch porn together that features watersports to get ideas and in the mood for urine play.  Purchase the play items and make sure they are clean and ready to use.

Day of play:

Pee happens in little bursts and it’s hard to pee on command if you are untrained.   Be patient with each other and know you can always try again. Pee play can be spontaneous and a surprise.  You don’t have to prepare much for a session. My Dom likes to pee on me when I’m in the shower. It’s not sexual.  He just thinks it’s really funny to make me squirm. He also makes me hold it in the car and drives over bumps on purpose to make me more uncomfortable.  It’s punishment for drinking six iced teas when we go out to dinner. I wanted to provide you with some games to play, but there is no “right” way to play with pee!  

Game One:   Wiggle Worm

Fill ten glasses of water and place them on a table in a circle so they are visible to your sub.  Have your sub stand on a puppy pad in “wait” position with their body exposed and hands behind their head.  Tickle and tease their body. If they flinch, wiggle, or laugh…they drink. You can pour the glass of water down their throat or allow them the luxury of holding the glass for themselves.  It shouldn’t take long before they will need to pee.  Keep tickling and touching.  Make them wiggle.  Make them hold it until you give them the signal to pee. They must pee on the pad for all viewers to see. This is a discipline exercise and is great fun at parties.  You can also have a set number of glasses that you want to be consumed.  If they meet the target…pleasure.  If they don’t…punishment.  

Game Two:  Maid of the Mist

The player who wants to be peed on dons the poncho.  Ponchos look awesome and dressing up is part of the fun of BDSM.  (It’s ok if you want to run around for a bit and pretend to be a bat.)  When the player is ready have them put on the goggles. The goggles are to help get over the “ick” factor of watersports that some may feel.  The player will then lay down on a waterproof surface.  The bathtub is a nice place to center your game.   Pee on the poncho!  Make whooshing noises! This is great for introductory play. The sound of pee hitting poncho is quite giggle-ific!

Dan models this fetching poncho. He looks ready for anything!

Game Three:  Stay on Target

This is a sensation experience that involves a peeing penis and a vagina, but can be adapted for any pairing of genitals and orifices.  (Please note, if you choose to pee in someone’s ass it will act similar to an enema and you may need a potty close to your play space.) Place the funnel in a the vagina! Pee in the funnel! It’s an easy game, but may take practice. Aiming is key unless you are hoping for a little splashy mess.  Enjoy the sensation!

After Care:

Clean up is key for this type of scene unless you enjoy sleeping in a different type of wet spot.  Puppy pads are easily thrown away and bodies wash with a little soap and water. That is the beauty of messy play. Showers are easily accessible for most people.  You can even take a shower at a truck stop for a small fee! Clean up and talk about what you liked about the scene and what you would like to try in the future.  Keep it fun! Keep an open mind! Pee freeeee!

 

 

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